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他的剑锋以一个巨大的弧线划了下来－－然而那只昆虫还在继续飞行!观众被惊呆了。最伟大的击剑手完全错过了他的目标，然而他还在微笑着。
"Why are you so happy?" someone yelled. "You missed!"
"你为什么这么高兴？"有人嚷道，"你没击中!"
"Ah," replied the swordsman, "you weren't watching very carefully. They fly lives, yes - but he will never be a father."
"啊，"剑手答道，"你刚才没有很仔细地看。苍蝇还活着，是的－－但他永远也做不成爸爸了。"
Skunk 臭鼬
"We have a skunk in the basement," shrieked the caller to the police dispatcher. "How can we get it out?"
"我们的地下室里有一只臭鼬，"打电话的人对警察调度员尖叫道。"我们怎样才能把它弄出来？"
"Take some bread crumbs," said the dispatcher, "and put down a trail from the basement out to the back yard. Then leave the cellar door open."
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