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"I could sure use some good news," sighed the client. "What's it?"
"我总能利用一些好消息吧，"当事人吧了口气说，"是什么好消息？"
"Your wife isn't demanding that your future inheritances be included in the settlement."
"你妻子没有要求将你未来的继承财产也划入裁决的范围。"
"And the bad news?" "那么坏消息呢？"
"After the divorce, she's marrying your father."
"离婚以后，她将与你父亲结婚。"
The World's Greatest Swordsman 世界上最伟大的击剑手
At an exhibition of the world's best swordsman, the third-place fencer took the stage. A fly was released, and with an arc of his sword he cut the fly in half. The crowd cheered. Then the second-place man sliced a fly into quarters. A hush fell in anticipation of the world's greatest swordsman.
在一场世界最佳击剑手表演中，排名第三的击剑手上场了。一只苍蝇放了出来，剑划了一个弧，他将苍蝇劈成了两半。观众欢呼起来。紧接着排名第二的人将一只苍蝇切成了四半。现场一阵沉默，人们期盼着世界上最伟大的击剑手出场。
His blade came down in a mighty arc - but the insect continued on its way! The crowd was aghast. The greatest swordsman had missed his target completely, yet he continued to smile.
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