经典笑话英汉对照阅读

那士兵又说他能。"那么，"连长接着说："你能看见停在天线上的那只鸟吗？"

  The sergeant leaned forward and squinted. "No, sir," he said, "but I can hear it is singing."

  那名中士身体前倾，眼睛眯成一条缝。"看不见，长官，"他说，"但我听见它在唱歌。"

  He got the job.

  他得到了那份工作。

 

 

  None Other Than a Soldier 正是士兵

 

  As a newly commissinaed infantry lieutenant, I was eager to set an example for my platoon by cleaning my own M-16 rifle. While we were working on the weapons, one soldier complained about the unusual notched shape of the M-16's bolt and chamber, which makes it difficult to clean.

  作为一名新上任的步兵中尉，我通过擦拭自己的M-16式自动步枪给全排作个榜样。我们一块擦枪，一名战士抱怨由于M-16的枪栓枪膛的特别凹形结构，擦起来十分困难。

  "Lieutenant, they need to make something to clean this with," the soldier said.