经典笑话英汉对照阅读

特便宜!"

  The store on the left raised bigger signs proclaiming, "Prices Slashed!" and "Fantastic Discounts!"

  左边的商店挂出了更大的招牌，声称："大砍价!""大折扣!"

  The owner in the middle then prepared a large sign that simply stated, "ENTRANCE".

  中间的商人随后准备了一个大招牌，上面只简单地写着："入口处"。

 

 

  Early Shopper 采购过早

 

  It was Christmas and the judge was in a benevolent mood as he questioned the prisoner. "What are you charged with?" he asked.

  那天是圣诞节，法官在审讯犯人时也有点恻隐之心。"你为什么而被起诉？"他问。

  "Doing my christmas shopping early," replied the defendant.

  "采购圣诞节物品过早。"被告答。