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"That's nothing," said another. "A guy came to me who had his legs cut off. I stitched them back on, and today that man is a marathon runner."
"这算不了什么，"另一个说。"一个家伙两条腿断了，他来找我，我将它们接了回去。如今，那人是马拉松选手。"
"I can top both of you," said the third. "One day I came on the scene of a terrible accident. There was nothing left but a horse's posterior - and a pair of glasses. Today that man is seated in United States Senate."
"我比你们两个都强，"第三个说，"一天，我碰到一起可怕的车祸。除了一个马屁股，和一幅眼睛，什么都没有留下。如今，那人坐在美国参议院里。"
Midway Tactics 中间战术
Three competing store owners rented adjoining shops in a mall. Observers waited for mayhem to ensue.
三个互相争生意的商店老板在一条林荫道上租用了毗邻的店铺。旁观者等着瞧好戏。
The retailer on the right put up huge signs saying, "Gigantic Sale!" and "Super Bargains!"
右边的零售商挂起了巨大的招牌，上书："大减价!""
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